Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

What does a ghost need in order to scare you?


A haunting license!

[bbarn]

What do you get when you goose a ghost?.....a hand full of sheet!

[bbarn]

What did the ghost say to the bee? ....... "Boo bee!"

[floydjer]

I just read that a cartoonist was found dead at his desk....Details are sketchy

[Milwaukee Midget]

Mmmmmm - Halloween puns.

I laughed so hard, I started coffin . . .

[floydjer]

Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................

[floydjer]

How many ears does Spock have ......................3...............Left ear,..Right ear....and the final front ear

[floydjer]

Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................

So you could do us the service of not getting us into grave danger......................

[floydjer]

maybe Slim won`t notice the puns if we en-crypt them??

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Keep hanging out in the same old haunts and I'll cast a spell on you

PS  November 1st is All Saint's Day.

[floydjer]

I`ll be certain to add that date to my mental vault Jon..............

[USFRAMONTE]

What do you call the children of couch potatoes?


Tater Tots!

[USFRAMONTE]

Chris...We already got called to the principals office for that.................

Jerry, it's not school that we hate....it's the principal of the thing.

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the jockey who`s wife put him on a diet......He was a fed-less horseman

[floydjer]

.....................Reminds me of the Knight who refused to go into battle...he was Sir Render