Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Monte...Your biting sarcasm eludes me.............. :roll:But if you`re coming to the party? Take the high-way...It`s a main artery

[USFRAMONTE]

At Jerry's party tonight he will also be serving wooden steak, with a bloody good sauce of his own making!

[bbarn]

PUNOGRAPHY

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

[tauruck]

Top that Jerry.

[floydjer]

From the "better late than never" file............How did Ebenezer Scrooge score the winning touchdown??.....The Ghost of Christmas passed.................

[bbarn]

I am trying to give up sexual innuendos...but it's hard...REALLY HARD!

[floydjer]

I am trying to give up sexual innuendos...but it's hard...REALLY HARD!

Just stick it out...........It will come to you...............

[bbarn]

It is just such a prickly subject...its hard to deal with.

[tauruck]

Your innuendos are like Spanish suppositories. 8-)

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry does like to poke fun at others!

[bbarn]

I can see this might lead us into a sticky situation.

[rouse]

When I got home from work my wife said;

I baked a cake today, do you want a piece?

I said hell yes, and some of that cake too.

Rouse

[USFRAMONTE]

Hey, did I mention that I invented a time machine?  Next week.

[bbarn]

Hey, did I mention that I invented a time machine?  Next week.

Monte - Just a reminder that the meeting on time travel is postponed until two weeks ago.

[floydjer]

Would  you call a can opener that doesn`t work a " Can`t opener" ?