Stupid joke FRIDAY

[4-barrel Mike]

I like gardening...In fact , When spring arrived I got so excited I wet my plants........................

Hey, Floyd!  Don't forget to spring back for Daylight Saving Time.

[floydjer]

A frog hops in to Chase Bank and inquires about a business loan. He is directed to the chief loan officer, Patricia.  After taking down all of his info and hearing his biz scheme she asks what he would use as collateral for the loan.   The frog pulls out a porcelan figurine of a dog smoking a cigar and exclaims " This " !  The loan officer calls the bank manager   over and runs over the plan with him.   The manager listens, Then picks up the dog statue and says........." It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "

[USFRAMONTE]

That is going to make me croak!

[floydjer]

Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

[Milwaukee Midget]

"It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "

This old man gave out a groan . . . :|

[USFRAMONTE]

This one is specially for Seldom Seen Slim.

How does Jack Frost get to work?


By icicle!

[USFRAMONTE]

Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!

[USFRAMONTE]

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs!

[floydjer]

Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!

Thought Mike would join in from his side of the...pond.....

[grumm441]

A frog hops in to Chase Bank and inquires about a business loan. He is directed to the chief loan officer, Patricia.  After taking down all of his info and hearing his biz scheme she asks what he would use as collateral for the loan.   The frog pulls out a porcelan figurine of a dog smoking a cigar and exclaims " This " !  The loan officer calls the bank manager   over and runs over the plan with him.   The manager listens, Then picks up the dog statue and says........." It`s a knick -knack Patti -wack....Give the frog a loan "

I understood the frog to be on of Kieth Richards children as well
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[tauruck]

Don`t do it here Monte.....Go back to your pad.....................

Jerry, I'll leap right on that!

Thought Mike would join in from his side of the...pond.....

Read it!, Read it!.

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the dentist that married a manicurist...They fought tooth and nail.............

[floydjer]

What`s the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?? The man wears suits...The dog just pants...

[USFRAMONTE]

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here".

Two time travelers walk into a bar.

[floydjer]

Mrs. Floydjer locked me out of the house until I stop telling stupid jokes....I said "  Please o`pun the door"   (lonely out here)