Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

I have posted several puns here,

but the one about the kleptomaniac baker takes the cake.

[floydjer]

You know Monte, Bakers make most of their earnings in the morning....They make yeast half of their dough before `leaven..............   ( Sound of gauntlet being thrown)

[bbarn]

Jerry, everone knows that bakers are rolling in the dough...

[USFRAMONTE]

Methinks Jerry is trying to get a rise out of me!  I knead to think of a quick retort.

[floydjer]

That came off sounding half-baked

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!

[grumm441]

This is a crumby thread
G

[tauruck]

Jerry, I know you are not one to loaf around, you are on a roll now!

I agree but does it matter which way you cut it?.

[floydjer]

What do you call a cow that doesn`t give milk???.....A milk dud ( Or an udder failure)

[Ron Gibson]

It's ridiculous what Mooovs pasteurize on Friday mornings.

Ron

[USFRAMONTE]

It is important to keep your bathroom mirror clean......

Otherwise it will give you a dirty look!

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.

[salt27]

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, it croaks every night.

[floydjer]

Jerry, no more jokes about cows and milk....

I'm lactose intolerant.

Hey Monte....I don`t like people that don`t have toes.....So i`m also ...lack -toes intolerant....

[USFRAMONTE]

And Jerry "nails" it again, holy cow!!