Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Did I mention my pet duck has a drug problem?? ....He`s addicted to quack................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Went for my routine checkup today, and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt.

So I'm looking for a new dentist.

[floydjer]

Sticky way for that to ...end.. Chris.   Just take it on the cheek and don`t be down in the mouth....................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Incompetent.  He performed the procedure backwards, which left a bad taste in my mouth.

[floydjer]

" Hole "  new meaning to Knuckle sandwich..................................

[USFRAMONTE]

That has to be a real "bummer"!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Let's have the plumbers crack open the subject so we can get to the seat of the issue.  Otherwise I'll get really bummed.

[floydjer]

I knew we could drag you down to our level Jon

[floydjer]

It`s difficult to explain puns to a kleptomaniac...They take things..Literally

[floydjer]

Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees???   Because they are REALLY good at it..................

[Speed Limit 1000]

Do you know how to stop a stampeding elephant? You cut off his stampeder

[floydjer]

Do you know how to stop a stampeding elephant? You cut off his stampeder

Would you happen to know the going rate ....foreskin???

[USFRAMONTE]

My grandfather was a farmer. He was always bragging about his "magic" tractor.

When I asked him why it was magic, he said "every time I drive it, it turns into a field".

[floydjer]

Which, Of course...left Monte`s grand dad ...Out standing in his field........................

[USFRAMONTE]

I think that made me furrow my brow!