Stupid joke FRIDAY

[4-barrel Mike]

OMG!  A duck joke from the prismatic mallard.

[Milwaukee Midget]

OMG!  A duck joke from the prismatic mallard.

Prismatic?!?!  As in relating to prisms?

I thought we determined that they were correctional facilities?

I see there's a new flexible glass used for lens making.  You can bend it and adjust the width of the color bands.

Now I can fold some prism blues.

Wait, ducks are made of wood!

Jerry, do you float?

[floydjer]

I owe you two for those....just put it on my bill.......................

[salt27]

I owe you two for those....just put it on my bill.......................

I would think twice about that, he could be a flight risk.

[floydjer]

OK....Wade a minute...I`m not down with duck puns on the web...I`m calling a fowl...............

[floydjer]

Surprised you guys haven`t flocked to this one....And no Peking..............

[floydjer]

Your Daffy if you think I`m just winging it.............

[salt27]

It seems as if "Stupid joke Friday" has headed South.

[tauruck]

Now that's what I'm talking about!.

[bbarn]

Do midget hookers charge half price?

[theazoldcrow]

^^^^^ no,,, and they get their nose in everybodies business also ,,,,,

[aircooledtechguy]

What do gay horses eat??




HAAAAAAAYYYY!!

[Milwaukee Midget]

Do midget hookers charge half price?

Seeing as my wife reads this from time to time, the correct answer to that question is -

"I have no idea."

[Dean Los Angeles]

Do you know why the gay deer go to the Elks Lodge on Saturday night?

To blow a few bucks.

[USFRAMONTE]

It just occured to me that the reason Cinderella didn't make the basketball team

was because she had a pumkin for a coach.