Stupid joke FRIDAY

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Rcktscientist

#1890
June 06, 2014, 07:45:05 AM
Cop joke reminded me of announcement made at New York National Speedway during downtime circa 1968....

Police have found a stolen car with a case of beer in the trunk in the parking lot, they have no leads but are working on the case.

Funny when I was 14, now at almost 60, it's still a little funny :-)

bbarn

#1891
June 06, 2014, 08:52:19 AM
I hope no one comes by with negative comments.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

USFRAMONTE

#1892
June 06, 2014, 08:56:48 AM
Well the one thing we all know about Jerry.....every Friday he gets all amp 'd up. Shocking I know!

salt27

#1893
June 06, 2014, 09:11:13 AM
Just had my morning coffee and I'm currently wired.

Geo

#1894
June 06, 2014, 10:07:56 AM
That completed the circuit...  coffee, SJF, laugh

floydjer

#1895
June 06, 2014, 10:37:31 AM
You guys need to lighten up on the current jokes...Take a break  er....They are getting terminal. Stay grounded...............I know Monte...I`m a SJF ...fixture. :cheers:   ( switch subjects?)
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#1896
June 06, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
Watt are you talking about?

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Stainless1

#1897
June 06, 2014, 11:25:56 AM
Easy guys, SSS has a short Fuse... it could blow at any time
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#1898
June 06, 2014, 11:32:09 AM
He`s OK Bob....It was just a phase he was going through.......................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Ron Gibson

#1899
June 06, 2014, 11:33:15 AM
'Shunt' we be 'excited' when this 'series winds' down. or is it 'paralleled'
elsewhere?

Ron
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.

Stainless1

#1900
June 06, 2014, 11:41:55 AM
Quote from: floydjer on June 06, 2014, 11:32:09 AM
He`s OK Bob....It was just a phase he was going through.......................

Maybe more than a single phase.... possibly 3
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Milwaukee Midget

#1901
June 06, 2014, 11:57:21 AM
We can rectify this by being direct - I know I'm tired of alternating.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#1902
June 06, 2014, 11:59:21 AM
I`m amazed at watt this has generated...........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#1903
June 06, 2014, 12:14:29 PM
Quote from: floydjer on June 06, 2014, 11:59:21 AM
I`m amazed at watt this has generated...........

. . . despite the resistance.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

4-barrel Mike

#1904
June 06, 2014, 12:36:28 PM
Don't worry, it's been rectified.
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!
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