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floydjer · July 04, 2014, 03:07:38 PM

Out of love and respect for the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH...................What was the most popular dance in 1776?

...The Indepen-Dance

floydjer · July 11, 2014, 06:26:14 AM

Riding in my buddy Dan`s truck yesterday and we came to an intersection..The light was red...he sped up and drove right through..I screamed like a little girl and he said " My brother Joe does it all the time"..Next light..same thing. We continued on our merry way and came to another light..green this time. Danno came to a complete stop. I said" The light is green"..He said " I know....My brother might be coming from the other way................."

aut0m4tic · July 11, 2014, 06:29:53 AM

How does NASA throw a party?

They planet!

floydjer · July 11, 2014, 08:15:30 AM

Quote from: aut0m4tic on July 11, 2014, 06:29:53 AM
How does NASA throw a party?

They planet!

Now THAT..........Is what this....space..is for.

aut0m4tic · July 11, 2014, 08:45:36 AM

Its...out of this world

floydjer · July 11, 2014, 11:46:46 AM

Slim just called...he said he`s going to ............." cram that pun up Uranus"

floydjer · July 18, 2014, 04:55:22 AM

My cat has decided to join the Police Dept. ........He`s always wanted a job in claw enforcement

USFRAMONTE · July 18, 2014, 07:46:53 AM

A farmer is milking his cow. He looks up just in time to see a fly land in the cows ear. A short time later he sees a fly in the
milk pail.
He says to himself, "Hmph, in one ear and out the udder".

mc2032 · July 18, 2014, 08:01:48 AM

oaky, a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "gimme some chap stick and put it on my bill".

fastesthonda_jim · July 18, 2014, 08:28:18 AM

OK, enough of the weeeeeek puns (Monte).
Now for something REEEELEEE funny.... unless, of course, you're one of the participants:
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KBxSntGGm8U?rel=0

floydjer · July 18, 2014, 08:39:46 AM

I have no beef with Monte `s puns......................

fastesthonda_jim · July 18, 2014, 08:46:40 AM

What... you find them ear-resistible in the way they milk this thread?

USFRAMONTE · July 18, 2014, 09:27:21 AM

Jerry and Jim....

Cream rises to the top!

fastesthonda_jim · July 18, 2014, 10:04:21 AM

Well I'll be, Mon-Tee. That's cream up there?

And here I thought the white stuff peaking out from under your ball cap was from landing on your head on the salt for so many years.
Didn't know it's because y'all are speshul.
Guess I better ask for your autograph next time I see ya'.

floydjer · July 18, 2014, 11:08:41 AM

Lights run on electricity, cars run on gas...My cat runs on his feet. ( just moo-ving away from the cow puns)

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