Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

The technology involved in making a crash helmet goes over my head............................

[bbarn]

The technology involved in making a crash helmet goes over my head............................

Hats off to you Jerry...that was a good one.

[floydjer]

Just keep that one under your cap......I`ll bill you for it later

[aut0m4tic]

A job cleaning mirrors..............  A career I can see myself in.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Contrary to the popular myth, Slim's ancestors were not Vikings, but Northern Atlantic Pirates, whose conquests included Norway, Greenland, parts of Wisconsin and Minnesota.

Great warriors at sea, the Slimites were less adept at land conquests.

In 947 AD, many of his ancestors were wiped out by a descending horde of the Swiss Army, who, armed only with knives and corkscrews, sunk the entire Slimite fleet, leaving them no escape, and at the mercy of the Swiss.

The moral of the story . . .

If you live by the fjord, you will surely die by the fjord. 

[Seldom Seen Slim]

"I finally met the perfect girl.

I couldn't ask for more.

She's deaf and dumb and oversexed

And owns a liquor store. :|

This from a guy that doesn't drink alcohol and has Nancy for a wife - but still, it's a good line.  I got it from a mid-60s comedy 4-track tape of Woody Woodbury.

[manta22]

"Woody Woodbury?" what's next Jon, "Rusty Warren"? 

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[SaltRat]

Woody Woodbury?  Rusty Warren?

Seems there are some old copulators here . . . .

[aut0m4tic]

Where does a bee stop for gas and to take a leak?                      At a BP station.

[floydjer]

"Woody Woodbury?" what's next Jon, "Rusty Warren"? 

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

Neil.....Gene Tracy

[floydjer]

I think I know how batteries feel...I`m rarely included in anything....

[floydjer]

what do you call dangerous precipitation??/   Rain of Terror...............Did I mention that  a stack of books fell on my head??? I only have my shelf to blame...............................

[relaxedphit]

and a bigamist is an Italian fog?

[USFRAMONTE]

Not a joke, but the best I could do for today....

What is: More powerful than God,
            More evil than the Devil,
            Rich people need it,
            Poor people have it?

[TrickyDicky]

Not a joke, but the best I could do for today....

What is: More powerful than God,
            More evil than the Devil,
            Rich people need it,
            Poor people have it?