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Milwaukee Midget

Quote from: floydjer on September 26, 2014, 06:01:38 AM
hey wait a minute....heard??...Bull?....I made a funny !!!!

After 57 years, it's ABOUT TIME!

Happy Birthday, floydjr!  :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

hey wait a minute....heard??...Bull?....I made a funny !!!!

Jerry, that was terri-bull !

PS. Happy Birthday!

floydjer

Thank you gentlemen................Monte...stop horning in on my puns. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Ron Gibson

Happy Birthday Floydjer. Another year, this is incredi-bull!!!!

Ron
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.

tauruck



Happy Birthday Jerry!!!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

USFRAMONTE

Quote from: floydjer on September 26, 2014, 07:52:49 AM
Thank you gentlemen................Monte...stop horning in on my puns. :cheers:

Jerry, I have to make sure you don't 'steer' others towards the dark side!

USFRAMONTE

Since it is your birthday today Jerry.... We should refer to you as the "Honora-bull" Birthday Boy Jerry!

floydjer

Wow....Time for me to hoof it out of here...............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Hey Jerry, happy birthday...

Just remember when the chips are down... be careful where you step
Time to moooove on.
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

I picked up my new pet camel !!  He doesn`t have a hump, So I named him Humphrey.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty of animals except for one dog.... it was a Shih Tzu.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

floydjer

So...The zoo was..... un-bear-able ????
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

Quote from: floydjer on October 03, 2014, 07:13:14 AM
So...The zoo was..... un-bear-able ????

**sigh**
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I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

floydjer

It`s good to be King :lol:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE