Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Who let Monte out of his cage??   Whoever you are...I hope you are koala-fied to put him back

[USFRAMONTE]

Who let Monte out of his cage??   Whoever you are...I hope you are koala-fied to put him back

Go ahead and lock me up.....I will use my mon key to get right back out!!!

[floydjer]

Stay out of my flowers if you get out.....especially the..chimp-pansies.

[bbarn]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".

[will6er]

Did you buy Humphrey at the Camelot?

[4-barrel Mike]

[Peter Jack]

will6er, that one came very close to going right over my head. It took 4-barrel Mikes's laugh before I recalled Humphrey and it all made sense. I was starting to be afraid senility was winning out! 

Pete

[Freud]

I suppose that if you have to explain it to me

I'll still never understand.

I'll just go back to reading my Capt. Marvel comic book.

FREUD

I admit. i am getting OLD.

[4-barrel Mike]

Freud:

See reply #2064 on the previous page.

Mike

[Peter Jack]

I suppose that if you have to explain it to me

I'll still never understand.

I'll just go back to reading my Capt. Marvel comic book.

FREUD

I admit. i am getting OLD.

Not so quick Freud! You're just ageing gracefully like fine wine. 

Pete

[tallguy]

First, I apologize that this isn't Friday.  It's sadderday (for all who read this, I'm afraid).

Knowing that many of us land speed racers (and fans) are old enough to know better,
I thought that this one might not be wasted on you:

2001: A Space Odyssey was written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.  Can you
imagine what it would be like if it had been written by Cheech and Chong?  . . .

"Open the pod bay door, HAL.  I brought back Frank's body, that you sent flying off
into space.  You killed him, HAL."

"Who is it at the pod bay door?"

"It's me -- Dave.  Open the door, HAL."

"Dave?"

"Yeah."

"Dave's not here."

[Robin UK]

A cowboy saunters into a German car showroom and he says: "Audi!"

I went to the record shop and I said: "What have you got by The Doors?"
He said: "A bucket of sand and a fire blanket."

I went down the local supermarket, I said: "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it."
He said: "Those are pickled onions"

Robin

[floydjer]

i`m trying to cross-pollinate poison ivy with clover...hopefully I`ll get a rash of good luck............

[floydjer]

Might take my cat bowling....He is an alley cat.................

[Milwaukee Midget]

2001: A Space Odyssey was written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke.  Can you
imagine what it would be like if it had been written by Cheech and Chong?  . . .

"Open the pod bay door, HAL.  I brought back Frank's body, that you sent flying off
into space.  You killed him, HAL."

"Who is it at the pod bay door?"

"It's me -- Dave.  Open the door, HAL."

"Dave?"

"Yeah."

"Dave's not here."

Now THAT is Brilliant!