Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer....Don`t know what he laced them with, But I`ve been trippin` all day...........................

[floydjer]

My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.

[floydjer]

There is a kitchen fixture knocking at the door.....I should let that sink in.......................

[USFRAMONTE]

Do you know how the make seven an even number?

Take away the s.

[floydjer]

Number joke??....I have nothing to add...................

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Number jokes?  How many times have I said it:  Continue like that and you'll divide the group just trying to make it equal?

Do I win a prize?

[floydjer]

I think those subtracted from the thread..In fact, I`d be reluctant to...cosine a loan for those.............

[USFRAMONTE]

I think number jokes really add to the thread, not subtract.

[USFRAMONTE]

My pet frog ended his own life...He Kermitted suicide.


I thought you were going to tell us he........croaked!

[floydjer]

Monte  www.instantrimshot.com

[Seldom Seen Slim]

It's a day early, I know, but this one is worth sharing with youse guys.  

Think it's windy and cold at your house?  Look at this - the official weather statement and forecast for us.  You might have to click to enlarge -- it's not easy to make screen shots big.  And once you can see -- please note the wind chill temperature and the wind speed.

[fastesthonda_jim]

All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!

[Peter Jack]

Obviously the National Weather Service was hacked!!! 

Pete

[Milwaukee Midget]

All right, Slim!  Now's your chance.  Get that ole pickup truck of yours headed in the right direction and Andy Green's record should be a lay down!
1749 MPH? that's a heck of a wind!

Heck, just turn the car around, pull the chute and let nature take over!

Although this is not the first time Slim's posted a questionable weather report from the UP's NOAA station at Sawyer Airport.

At 1749, it should feel like -57.

They need to move the wind speed recorder from the end of the airstrip where that jet takes off.

[floydjer]

I`ve been thinking about starting a thread about narcisism...But enough of you...let`s talk about ME