Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

Speaking of, what do you call sad coffee?

Depresso.

[floydjer]

Coffee should be depressed considering where it`s ...bean..................

[USFRAMONTE]

I guess that could be considered a "home brood" comment.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I was talking with my Christmas tree about the holidays.

I mentioned I'll be happier when they're over.

The tree said he'll be de-lighted.

[4-barrel Mike]

Your tree doesn't like being spruced up 

Mike

[Milwaukee Midget]

Your tree doesn't like being spruced up 

Mike

Are you needling me?

[floydjer]

Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.

[Peter Jack]

Glad to see you guys getting to the root of the issue....Anway, I went to see a real fat lady medium to have my future told...She was a four-chin teller.

That's a sneaky way of getting round to another subject.

Pete

[Ron Gibson]

Don't forget the "PEAR" shapes. This early in the game it's all "low hanging fruit".

Ron

[floydjer]

You guys continue with the tree puns and Slim will start barking......I`m tellin` ya..That medium had more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.............

[Seldom Seen Slim]

"... Slim will start barking..."

And why knot?

[USFRAMONTE]

I know that Jerry pines for the opportunity to needle someone.....

[USFRAMONTE]

Do you know how you take a pig to the hospital?

In the hambulance!

[floydjer]

The sun must be bacon Monte`s head...he`s punstopable....................

[floydjer]

What washes ashore on tiny beaches???......Microwaves.....................