Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Monte....are you ale-ing today???

[USFRAMONTE]

Monte....are you ale-ing today???

pub-ably.

[Ron Gibson]

Looks like this may come to a HEAD.

Ron

[Seldom Seen Slim]

If I may take this topic back to humor vs. puns vs. wordplay. . .

The fifth grade substitute teacher ran out of lessons one fine afternoon -- so decided that she'd have the kids tell what they wanted to be when they grow up.

First was young Kevin.  He said:  "Well, first I want to be a Marine pilot, and then retire from the Corps and become a billionaire.  Then I'll get me a fine lady as my personal hooker, giving her stuff like an infinite Visa card, her own apartment in Monaco, a million dollar Ferrari, and clothes from only the top designers.  Once she's mine I'll bang her like a screen door during a hurricane.  But she's mine."

The teacher was aghast and didn't know how to comment on such an outpouring without making it worse, so she simply moved on to the next student.

Sarah, what would you like to be when you grow up?

Sarah said "I want to be Kevin's hooker."

[Ron Gibson]

Since no one has posted lately I guess we can call this a DRAW.

Ron

[Stan Back]

Come on you guys -- can it!

[Stainless1]

Yep, it was best to quit while you were a head 

[tauruck]

A head?. They Barley Hopped.

[floydjer]

Disney has a new movie about Cinderella`s really stupid boyfriend...It`s called " Dumb Beau"

[USFRAMONTE]

What is the difference between a pooly dressed man on a tricycle, and a nicely dressed man on a bicycle?



Attire!

[floydjer]

My dad rode a one wheeled bike...It was a pop-cycle

[USFRAMONTE]

My dad rode a one wheeled bike...It was a pop-cycle

Jerry, uni 'd to tell us more about that.

[Peter Jack]

These puns just keep being re-cycled.

Pete

[Seldom Seen Slim]

No comments needed - from me, at least:

[floydjer]

Note to self...DO NOT go camping with Slim..................