Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

Hey Jerry, if you say the word "gullible" really slow, it actually sounds like....
"oranges".

[USFRAMONTE]

The reason women don't play football is that eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

[wlarryglick]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.   After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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Speaking of the Super Bowl, thankfully it is being played WAY ACROSS TOWN from me. Way too much local hype to suit me. I can't afford to go - the cheap nosebleed seats are $800 - I wouldn't go.

And get this - The Phoenix Open Golf tournament is also being played thia weekend (The Phoenix Open in North Scottsdale ?). And a week or two before that the NFL Pro Bowl was played here. And a week or two before that several collector car auctions were held here. Enough already!

[Milwaukee Midget]

Enough already!

So when do pitchers and catchers report?  :|

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Chris, you goofball.  You oughta know that there aren't pitchers and catchers in the Superbowl.  It's the big hockey game -- I think.  Or maybe it's volleyball played with the European rules.  Something like that.

I saw on the news this morning (we were in a motel) that the Superbowl is this Sunday -- right?  And if I remember, one of the teams is from Seattle.  Don't know/care where the other team is from, but whatever -- why don't they play the game in the town of one or the other teams?   

[Stan Back]

$$$

. . . and allows a year for the hype.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Mr. Stan, I expect you're right.  Silly me -- I thought the game was about prowess in the sport.  How foolish of me -- it's really about money and entertainment, hey?  I think I'll stick with kid's hockey.  Some of the parents are too much, but in general -- at least the players are enjoying what they are doing and are learning stuff.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Well, Slim, aka Mr. "If you don't list where you live, I'll make something up", my response was to our friend in SCOTTSDALE ARIZONA. 

About the middle of February every year, Scottsdale becomes ground zero for baseball Cactus League preseason practice.

http://www.experiencescottsdale.com/event/spring-training/

It also provides an opportunity for those of us who are sick of the cold to jump a flight to a warmer climate, wear shorts and t-shirts, and drink beer outdoors, cheer on the stars, check out the rookies, and get a jump start on our tans.

Provided wlarryglick doesn't chase us out of town . . . 

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Oh, yeah -- now I remember and I do get it, Chris.  Sorry to have missed the point of your comment.  I remember being a baseball fan when I was a kid - hundreds of years ago - and I knew way back then that baseball teams went to Florida and played the "Grapefruit League" and I think they went to Arizona then, too.

Let's see -- how can I change "Beerhaven" into something that's smarmy yet offensive?

[Stainless1]

Jerry, it appears you let your thread go asunder today... the only way eye see to get it back is super vision.

[Speed Limit 1000]

the only way eye see to get it back is super vision.

Says the man in the Superman boxers

[tauruck]

Jerry missed a Friday?.

Jerry, are you OK?.

[floydjer]

Jerry missed a Friday?.

Jerry, are you OK?.

Just fine Mike, Thank you. Mrs.Floydjer had minor surgery on her foot and I needed to tend to her every wish. Poor thing hadn`t a leg to stand on......... (nailed it...again)

[Milwaukee Midget]

We only have to deal with you on Friday - but with Mrs. Floydjer, you're constantly under foot . . .

A speedy recovery to her.

[Stainless1]

So this surgery was not to remove her foot from your backside? 
We all wish her a speedy recovery