Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Jerry, as usual we are all scrabbling to keep up with you.

That would be......fu-tile................

[floydjer]

I`ll tell you who had the worst scrabble tile draw ever.....Old Mac Donald....."E-I-E-I-O"

[4-barrel Mike]

Jerry:

I heard that during your absence, you had a successful exorcism???


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But then your check bounced and you were repossessed.

Mike

[Robin UK]

My wife and I got kicked off a National Express bus to London today.

All I did was stand up and shout " Ebola, I've got Ebola."

Anyone would think that Scrabble was illegal.

Robin

[floydjer]

busses eh???...................a crossed-eyed friend of mine applied to be a bus driver.....I won`t stand in his way.....................

[Stainless1]

The MILF next door`s dog ate my scrabble tiles...he leaves clues everywhere

And it turns out his shit does spell.... 

[Milwaukee Midget]

We invited a friend over the other night.

After a few drinks, he opened up about his past.

His mom died in a combine accident, and his dad was killed walking corn in a silo.

Seems he never learned to read or write, a hardscrabble life, indeed.

So we played Yahtzee . . .

[jimmy six]

Too funny not to share

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[fordboy628]

Too funny not to share

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Funny as hell!!

Some ad people have too much time on their hands . . . . . . . . . . .

[floydjer]

I`ve taken up wood carving as a hobby...Learning whittle by whittle.............

[floydjer]

......................two fish are swimming in a tank and one says" You man the guns and I`ll drive.............

[bbarn]

......................two fish are swimming in a tank and one says" You man the guns and I`ll drive.............

Tanks for this Jerry, I needed it today.

[4-barrel Mike]

   

[4-barrel Mike]

If it shoots the guns, will it get turret syndrome?

Mike

[Robin UK]

Time to be more philosophical about life given all the problems with the salt.

Confucius say woman who fly aeroplane upside down bound to have crack up.

Robin