Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

you guy's are starting to bug me...

sorry...I don`t have an ant sir to that one.......................

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Sheesh - you guys will wriggle around and do anything to worm a little humor out of a situation.

[floydjer]

ahem........................Only a small segment of us Jon.........................

[Ron Gibson]

But is The segment enough to reproduce? Male or female?

[Stainless1]

Jerry.... Jerry.... Jerry.... Jerry.... it's Friday

and it's close enough to Christmas... yule be able to start Christmas jokes 

[Milwaukee Midget]

Bob, he's likely hung over.  Jerry was doing Karaoke at Harold Angel's last night.

[floydjer]

Since this snow started falling, Patti just stands there looking through the glass....If it gets too deep for her, I`ll let her inside.

[floydjer]

And M/M....10 years sober as of  Oct. 12........But :cheers:anyway

[4-barrel Mike]

I don't believe in Santa.  Does that make me a rebel without a Claus? 

[Milwaukee Midget]

And M/M....10 years sober as of  Oct. 12........But :cheers:anyway

Now just put down your Cuban cigars and your AK47s, and the ATF will be off your back completely.


Seriously, though, good for you, my friend. 

[Milwaukee Midget]

Since this snow started falling, Patti just stands there looking through the glass....If it gets too deep for her, I`ll let her inside.

Same with me and Kate - except I checked the forecast and texted her - "It's going to rain, dear".

[floydjer]

holiday puns eh...?   Hmmmm... Think I might need help decorating the x_mas tree, better call Judy Garland....

[floydjer]

favorite Nintendo game in Vietnam    TETris..........   ( send those hateful p.m.`s to...Seldom Se.....)

[floydjer]

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb ?? ...10...1 changes the bulb, The other 9 stand on each other`s shoulders..........

[floydjer]

what do you call an elf that tells bad jokes ??  A Christmas card............