Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

I prefer paying full price rather than admitting I am a senior... :clap

sorry to be late to the party Jer.... I actually enjoy my status at the local Mexican restaurant.... they always say "welcome senior" 

[floydjer]

who do you call to clean an ocean??/...A mermaid...

[floydjer]

And why is beach sand wet??  Because the sea weed..

[floydjer]

Know how much a pirate pays for corn??  A buccaneer 

[floydjer]

Which reminds me of the pirate that lost his playing cards..Turned out he was sitting on the deck.. :clap

[floydjer]

Which word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?....Wrong.

[floydjer]

I`ll wager that his decision to run for President was made on a Lark...( note to youngsters...That is a Studebaker Lark...They also had model named  President)

[Seldom Seen Slim]

'64 Lark?  Probably the single-most important car to drive a nail in the coffin of the Kenosha Canoe, right?

[Stainless1]

For Pete's sake Slim... I think that's a 62... but he was the mayor of Studetown

[USFRAMONTE]

Q. Why do skunks like to celebrate Valentine's day so much?


A. Because they are very scent-imental.

[floydjer]

'64 Lark?  Probably the single-most important car to drive a nail in the coffin of the Kenosha Canoe, right?

I am no Studebaker expert..I have only owned 17 of them..But that is a 1959_61

[floydjer]

Know why pirates are pirates?..They just arrrrr

[floydjer]

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes ??..Remorse code 

[Stainless1]

Hey guys...If you are taking Viagra, make sure the label says "Made in USA"



We do not want the Chinese or the Russians meddling in our erections.

[Podunk]

What's hard to understand about that?