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Stainless1

#4530
February 12, 2021, 07:40:55 PM
Well I finally got through my addiction to ice cream, chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts...
I won?t lie, it was a rocky road.  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#4531
February 19, 2021, 03:23:42 AM
When I was young..women would chase after me all the time....I've quit stealing purses...... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4532
February 19, 2021, 03:28:06 AM
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is... :clap :clap :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Seldom Seen Slim

#4533
February 19, 2021, 07:24:31 AM
WoW!  A palindromic sentence.  Good work, Jerry!! :clap :cheers:
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(that's way up north)
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Seldom Seen Slim

#4534
February 19, 2021, 07:54:03 AM
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Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

manta22

#4535
February 19, 2021, 07:56:29 AM
The elusive "muffler bearings"!
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

jacksoni

#4536
February 19, 2021, 07:57:58 AM
Hot damn, a muffler bearing to go with the turboencabulator!!! :cheers: :cheers:
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Stainless1

#4537
February 19, 2021, 08:55:50 AM
Well you guys are a little off track for this thread today....

No I'm not going for a train joke.. that would be off the rails on this crazy train... ozzy

My kid asked if we were pyromaniacs?
I had to admit... Yes, we arson
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#4538
February 19, 2021, 09:44:46 AM
Hey Bob...My anger management counselor said I should write letters to everyone I hate and set them on fire....He didn't say what I should do with this stack of letters....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stan Back

#4539
February 19, 2021, 02:09:17 PM
A palindromic sentence.

You sure it isn't cimordnilap?
Past (Only) Member of the San Berdoo Roadsters -- "California's Most-Exclusive Roadster Club"

Stainless1

#4540
February 19, 2021, 08:57:20 PM
Hey Jerry, ask your counselor about Anger Expression therapy... you express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial.
Its all the rage.  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#4541
February 26, 2021, 04:51:51 AM
Did the Vikings tell their children Norsery rhymes?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4542
February 26, 2021, 04:54:42 AM
Patti glanced in my direction and said "What rhymes with orange"... I replied " No it doesn't"...... 1drink
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

fastesthonda_jim

#4543
February 26, 2021, 06:55:00 AM
Did those Vikings speak in Norse Code?
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manta22

#4544
February 26, 2021, 07:21:25 AM
Quote from: fastesthonda_jim on February 26, 2021, 06:55:00 AM
Did those Vikings speak in Norse Code?

_.__  .  ...
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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