Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb??? Toucan do it....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

I heard about a bird that swallowed a cock-a-too! She might have been a yellow-bellied sapsucker! 
I hope my response wasn't too swift or Jer will crow about it!

[floydjer]

Jeeez Woody......I hope you got those puns cheep...

[floydjer]

Planned on going to the beach today but is is raining ....Starting to get irrigated..

[floydjer]

Did you know you are required by law to turn on your lights when it is raining in Sweden??  How am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?? cromag

[floydjer]

If I jump off a bridge in Paris...Would that make me in Seine?

[floydjer]

Do fish get high from sea weed??

[Stainless1]

I keep hearing about smoking salmon... I can't figure out how they keep them lit... 

[Stainless1]

Of course I've always heard the grass is always greener on the unlit side.... 

[floydjer]

I keep hearing about smoking salmon... I can't figure out how they keep them lit... 

Ya put 'em on the barbeque gill,......

[Stan Back]

You need to listen to your piers . . .

[floydjer]

Bought a hat with a built in fan that cools my head....It blows my mind....

[floydjer]

Can you catch a fish without putting a worm on the hook??..It's de-bait-ible

[floydjer]

Patti commented that when we were dating I always gave her nice gifts and jewelry but that stopped after getting married...I said.."You ever see a fisherman give the fish another worm after it's caught?" :clap :clap

[Milwaukee Midget]

Why do we remember the fish that got away as bigger than the ones we catch?

Fish memories scale-able . . .