Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Jeez Bob...how deep of shaft did you mine for those? Last time those puns were funny was during the stone age..

[floydjer]

What do you do with a dead geologist??  Barium.

[floydjer]

My cousin David lost his I.D.   Now he is just Dave......

[floydjer]

......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer, I applied for a lathe job the other day but they turned me down! 
Said they didn't want me milling around the parking lot either! 
But that's just the way the chips fall sometimes! 

[WOODY@DDLLC]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion."

"Is that you, Bob?? "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful, what's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.

I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud --- lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob!  Are you in Heaven?"

"No ...  I'm a rabbit somewhere in Nevada!"

[4-barrel Mike]

......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....

I think I'll skip it.  Sounds like it might be boring.   
Mike

[salt27]

......New club opening Saturday ...It's named "Autopsy".... I might go for open Mike night....

I think I'll skip it.  Sounds like it might be boring.   
Mike

I thought you would be splitting a gut.

  Don

[floydjer]

I thought maybe a few of you would come along.....We could crack open some cold ones....

[floydjer]

Whether or not it would be fun .....remains to be seen :clap :clap :clap

[Stainless1]

Hey Jer I hear the girls there are drop dead gorgeous but a little frigid...  aktion086

[floydjer]

What do yo call a caveman that wanders aimlessly?...A Meanderthal..

[Stainless1]

I guess that's what they do when they go clubbing on Friday night...  :naughty

[Speed Limit 1000]

I guess that's what they do when they go clubbing on Friday night...  :naughty

That should get the seal of approval

[floydjer]

I heard a bird out in the yard but could not see it......Must have been in da sky's