Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Know which reindeer is not allowed to have parties??  ...Donner.   A Donner party never ends well.....

[Stainless1]

And I thought you were gonna say Olive... and something to do with martini's...

[Stan Back]

Who's for lunch?

[floydjer]

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...It's A little fit bunny....

[tallguy]

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill...It's A little fit bunny....

That's really funny.  I love "getting" a joke related to culture that I happen to understand.  Thanks for posting.

[tallguy]

Another one for us old enough to have been listening to music in the 60's . . .

Q:   What's the difference between a Rolling Stone and a jealous Irishman?

A:   A Rolling Stone says "Hey, you, get offa my cloud", and a jealous Irishman says "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!"

[floydjer]

🤔 The way I heard it was...What did the Rolling Stones singer say when he saw the founder of Playboy having sex with Dennis Weaver? "Hey, Hugh ..Get off from McCloud"

[floydjer]

Went to the Doctor and noticed he had a pen with red ink...He said it was for drawing blood...

[tallguy]

Floydjer, I love the stuff you post here.

[floydjer]

There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, So when Santa and Mrs. Claus wanted to part, they got a semi colon....They are great for separating independent Clauses.....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Can we "quote" you on that (Jer)? 

[desotoman]

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

Tom G.

[floydjer]

Noah opened the door of the Ark and told the animals to go forth and multiply....About an hour later her sees two snakes laying on a rock sun bathing and says "Why aren't you multiplying"? and a snake replies..." We can't...we are Adders"....

[floydjer]

What has two of each animal and flies the Jolly Roger???  Noah's Arrrrrrk.

[floydjer]

A priest, A minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank....The nurse asks their blood types....The rabbit says ..."Pretty sure I am a type o......"