Milwaukee Midget

[fordboy628]

Midget,

Of course, the answer was "no".

Well, if it was easy, everybody would be doiing it. . . . .

That was the answer when I asked the folks at the dyno shop if they had an air flow meter that would work on a Weber DCOE.  I thought it gracious that they were able to control their laughter.  SO . . . I'm giving a shot at making one that can be attached to their 5" air meter . . .



It's air tight when taped, ugly and hopefully functional.  We'll need to support it from above, which should work as they have a hoist apparatus from which I can hang cables/bungees/kite string to.



This is information I'd really like to get, because it will make tuning for Bonneville a much more exact science than just switching out jets and hoping for the best.

Me likey, looks good. . . . .    and this type of info is important, for a variety of reasons. . . . . . .

Picked up the ½" plate to build the drive plate from – it's on its way to the land of taupe subdivisions, just south of the cheddar curtain.  Actually, Fordboy's house isn't taupe, it's blue, and stands in rigid defiance of the status quo which defines most of Lake County.

Mrs. Fordboy wishes to inform you that the actual color name is: "Stonehenge", which she describes as: "Medium grey (note "Brittish" spelling) with only a 'hint' of blue."   Methinks melovely does not wish to embrace the issue of 'non-conformity' within the context of the subdivision.   Can't be too careful about those paint colour police!!

Picked up the ½" plate to build the drive plate from, – it's on its way SOUTH. . . .

Also picked up the longer flywheel bolts to attach the drive adapter and bought a throttle cable.

Of course, I couldn't simply check things off of the list – added were –
Secure vibration dampener
Pick up 2 oil filters
Set up ignition box for out-of-body experience . . .

I'm pretty certain this list will get longer before it gets shorter.

Not necessarily.   Much has been accomplished.   Amended list attached as a pdf.

Myrddin Emrys Frankenpolish

[38flattie]

Go Chris, Go!

[fordboy628]

"Wait a minute Mr. Postman." 

Picked up the ½” plate to build the drive plate from – it’s on its way to the land of taupe subdivisions, just south of the cheddar curtain.

Oh yes, wait a minute Mister Postman
(Wait)
Wait Mister Postman


Please Mister Postman, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a drive plate in your bag for me
(Please, Please Mister Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)

Et cetera, et cetera. . . . .

Mrs. Postman came through for you (and the apparently unreliable Mr. Postman. . . .) today at 15:11 central daylight savings time.   We now bring you suds time.

Myrddin Emrys Frankenpolish

P.S.   In spite of being a HUGE Beatles fan, the Marvelettes version is my favorite.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Ah, FINALLY!  GOTCHA 

I'm pretty sure I've had this discussion here on the Forum in the past, but I'll give it a go anyhoo:

Fordboy said:   "...central daylight savings time..."

No, No, sez Slim the comma cop, there should be NO "s" at the end of "saving".  After all, the concept is "saving time" -- a verb, not a noun that can be made plural.

Okay, let the hassles begin.

Jon a/k/a SSS

[Milwaukee Midget]

Whoa . . . Slim just swooped in like he's riding a 258 mph wind gust across the snow packed U.P.

Don't feel bad, Fordboy.  He once corrected me on the pronunciation of "culinary". 

Karen Carpenter for me - solid drummer, a voice on a par with k.d.lang or Mary Ford, AND she drove a 1962 Chrysler 300 H convertible.

Trifecta, baby!

[fordboy628]

Ah, FINALLY!  GOTCHA 

I'm pretty sure I've had this discussion here on the Forum in the past, but I'll give it a go anyhoo:

Fordboy said:   "...central daylight savings time..."

No, No, sez Slim the comma cop, there should be NO "s" at the end of "saving".  After all, the concept is "saving time" -- a verb, not a noun that can be made plural.

Okay, let the hassles begin.

Jon a/k/a SSS

Sheesh. . . . .

First the paint colour police, and now the comma cop!!!         All in the same day!!   

What does a heretic need to do to escape the inquisition??   

Say, uhmm, Slim, aren't there some other, more basic, grammar errors on this board that you can spend your time on?   
   
Myrddin Emrys Frankenpolish

[Elmo Rodge]

Whoa . . . Slim just swooped in like he's riding a 258 mph wind gust across the snow packed U.P.

Don't feel bad, Fordboy.  He once corrected me on the pronunciation of "culinary". 

Karen Carpenter for me - solid drummer, a voice on a par with k.d.lang or Mary Ford, AND she drove a 1962 Chrysler 300 H convertible.

Trifecta, baby!

Regarding culinary, Websters has it both ways.  I also agree with you about Miss Carpenter. Wayno

[salt27]

After all, the concept is "saving time".

Okay, let the hassles begin.

Jon a/k/a SSS

This smells like a scam to me.
How can you "save time" by jostling hours around.

Oh, does "hassles" really need a "s" on the end?

Soon to be banned, Don

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Oh, the stuff I could say about the past few comments, but I've gotta go inventory the toilet paper dispensary and maybe also count the nubs remaining on the tires of the Bobcat (skid steer).

[fordboy628]

Ah, FINALLY!  GOTCHA  

I'm pretty sure I've had this discussion here on the Forum in the past, but I'll give it a go anyhoo:

Fordboy said:   "...central daylight savings time..."

No, No, sez Slim the comma cop, there should be NO "s" at the end of "saving".  After all, the concept is "saving time" -- a verb, not a noun that can be made plural.

Okay, let the hassles begin.

Jon a/k/a SSS

SSSlim,

I suppose you might have a point. . . . . . . . . .    



on the other hand. . . . . . . . .      

If you are going to try to pass yourself off as, "the Comma Cop", (under the auspices of the "Grammar Police", no doubt. . . ), you may wish to reconsider the use of slang words like:

     "anyhoo"   &   "sez"      

Oh, the stuff I could say about the past few comments, but I've gotta go inventory the toilet paper dispensary and maybe also count the nubs remaining on the tires of the Bobcat (skid steer).

Well, at least the rest of us can not argue that your time is well spent. . . . . . . . .        

Myrddin Emrys Frankenpolish

[Milwaukee Midget]

Fordboy - U-Ponics is a dialect that the OWNER OF THE SITE is free to use . . . 

[Dean Los Angeles]

Slim has all sorts of time to nit-pick.


Upper Peninsula Guide to Computers

LOG ON
Making `da wood stove hotter at camp.
LOG OFF
Don`t add no wood.
MONITOR
Keep an eye on `da stove after you log on and open the draft.
MEGAHERTZ
When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning.
FLOPPY DISK
What you get from piling too much wood.
RAM
Da hydraulic ting that makes da wood splitter work.
HARD DRIVE
Gettin home durin most of the winter in da Yooperland.
PROMPT
What you wish the mail was during the snowy season.

ENTER
Come on in, eh!
WINDOWS
What you shut when it gets ten below.
SCREEN
What is a must during da black fly season.
BYTE
What dem black flies do.
CHIP
What you munch on during the Packer game - when ya are done with the ice on the window.
MICRO CHIP
What you have left in the bag when da chips are gone.
MODEM
What you did to da hayfield last July.
DOT MATRIX
Eino Matrix`s wife.
LAP TOP
Where da grandkids sit.
KEYBOARD
Where you are suppose to hang all your keys so the wife can find dem.
SOFTWARE
Dem plastic picnic utensils.
MOUSE
Dem buggers what eats the horses grain in da barn.
MAIN FRAME
Da part of da sauna what holds up da roof.
PORT
Where the commercial fish boats park.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Are you sure you're not "Dean Iron Mountain"?

YOU spent some TIME in the midwest, I betcha, eh. 

[grumm441]

There, their, they're
It will be OK
G

[Dean Los Angeles]

YOU spent some TIME in the midwest, I betcha, eh. 

Oh, it is to laugh. Grew up in SoCal. It snowed here (1/2") a couple of weeks ago. First time I saw it snow in 22 years. And I had to go up in the mountains with the Boy Scouts to see that.

83 degrees here today.  8-)

There, their, they're
It will be OK

That's hysterical!