Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I`m not ready to desert this one yet...................

[Milwaukee Midget]

You know, that's a good point.  Hydro-engineering is so key to the region, that they actually graduate Pharaoh Faucet Majors.

[USFRAMONTE]

I also heard that in Egypt they are the world's largest consumer of lunch meat.......
that is because of all the sand-which-is there!

[floydjer]

MM, That`s quite the confluence of thoughts to keep that stream flowing.

[Milwaukee Midget]

It's as though we've tapped into something.

[floydjer]

Rapidly too I might add.  You can bank on it.

[USFRAMONTE]

Holy Moses! It's time to get the heck out of here, this thread has turned into a curse or something.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Holy Moses! It's time to get the heck out of here, this thread has turned into a curse or something.

Pipe threads - not curse threads . . .

[floydjer]

My ex-wife was deaf...She left me for a guy that was also deaf.....I guess I should have seen the signs...............

[USFRAMONTE]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!

[floydjer]

Small babies are delivered by the Stork...For the bigger ones you need a crane............................

[USFRAMONTE]

Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They are a little meteor!

[Rcktscientist]

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for naturally stupid.

[floydjer]

Monte......Bravo !   

[floydjer]

What washes up on tiny beaches .....Microwaves