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USFRAMONTE

#960
May 25, 2012, 07:52:14 AM
The patient asks the doctor, "What are the chances of my recovering?"  The doctor replies, "That's the good news, medical records show that one in ten people with your condition survive.  You are the tenth patient I have treated. The other nine died."

USFRAMONTE

#961
May 25, 2012, 08:57:19 AM
Do you know why they won't let Wal Mart into Afganistan?
Because everything there is a target.

floydjer

#962
June 01, 2012, 05:47:03 AM
Thr Irish must be wealthy people................Their capital is always Dublin................ :wink:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#963
June 01, 2012, 07:16:43 AM
Well, here goes....
A bus stops at a bus station, a train stops at a train station.... at my desk I have a work station.

USFRAMONTE

#964
June 01, 2012, 07:20:59 AM
Apple just introduced a new app for pirates....the i-patch.

floydjer

#965
June 01, 2012, 07:32:44 AM
You`re getting the hang of it , Monte... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

maguromic

#966
June 01, 2012, 07:40:34 AM
An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"If you haven't seen the future, you are not going fast enough"

USFRAMONTE

#967
June 01, 2012, 07:43:54 AM
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey!

maguromic

#968
June 01, 2012, 07:53:53 AM
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod  :-D
"If you haven't seen the future, you are not going fast enough"

USFRAMONTE

#969
June 01, 2012, 07:58:22 AM
Floydjer,
I've got a long way to go to catch up with you.  I get a laugh out of this thread and so do my co-workers.
Monte.

SaltRat

#970
June 05, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Monte,

Even though we love you . . . .check your meds!

Respectfully . . .
SaltRat
When (if?) this baby hits 88mph, you'll see some serious poo.

floydjer

#971
June 08, 2012, 04:39:13 AM
A Cyclops started a school, He had to close it because......................he only ...had....one....pupil.         :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#972
June 08, 2012, 12:31:49 PM
Sorry I'm late today....
Did you hear about the archeologists in Africa that just discovered the fossil remains of a three legged
dinosaur?
It's the first documented case of a reptile disfunction!

floydjer

#973
June 15, 2012, 06:03:45 AM
My dog is a terrible dancer....She has two left feet..................... :-)
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#974
June 15, 2012, 06:04:59 AM
And I want all of you fathers out there to go to the beach on father`s day....After all, It is ....sun  day :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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