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Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 29, 2014, 10:15:55 AM
I think both of you should take a paws.

We gots to gets 'em in this week, Monte -

You and I will be way too busy next Friday!  :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

bbarn

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Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 29, 2014, 10:15:55 AM
I think both of you should take a paws.

I'll chew on it a little bit first...I am not sure your advice passes the sniff test.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

floydjer

I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

salt27

I just caught the scent of this and I'm knot sure but it could be heat related.   :evil:

floydjer

Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 12:16:29 PM
Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

floydjer

Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 12:16:29 PM
Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
Now you`re starting to ..tick me off................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 12:23:18 PM
Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 12:16:29 PM
Quote from: bbarn on August 29, 2014, 12:04:46 PM
Quote from: floydjer on August 29, 2014, 11:28:23 AM
I just caught the tail  of this and it`s getting...ruff.. ( bone appetit )

Doggone it Jerry, don't be such a b***h!   :-D
You don`t have to be such a....heel :cheers:

I bet most people would agree...you are barking mad!
Now you`re starting to ..tick me off................

Keep this up and you will worm your way right into my heart....
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

floydjer

Worm ????.....I think I have that on tape...................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

I decided to learn sign language..I figure it may come in handy :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

I quit my part time job as a circus juggler....just don`t have the balls for it.................. :evil:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

sabat

Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot, which left him with heavily calloused feet. He also was vegetarian and generally ate very little, which resulted in weak health and bad breath. All of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

floydjer

Sabat   www.instantrimshot.com  You`re welcome :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

sabat

When I heard this joke, I knew just where to post it  :cheers: