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floydjer · July 30, 2021, 12:33:50 PM

.....don't start a string of bird puns...toucan play that game....

Stainless1 · July 30, 2021, 07:41:13 PM

Quote from: floydjer on July 30, 2021, 12:33:50 PM
.....don't start a string of bird puns...toucan play that game....

I know you started that one on the fly Jerry, I decided I would have to wing it if I did bird stuff...

floydjer · August 06, 2021, 10:44:45 AM

What type of shoes are made from bananas??....Slippers...

floydjer · August 13, 2021, 10:04:27 AM

....Can't decide which I like best...sunrise or sunset....They both have their ups and downs...

WOODY@DDLLC · August 13, 2021, 11:38:50 AM

Jer, speaking of sunrise, I still get excited thinking about the crack of Dawn - if that was her real name!?!?

floydjer · August 13, 2021, 12:10:25 PM

Woody...

.. True story...A buddy was sitting on the shore of Lake Michigan watching the sun set with his niece. After about 10 minutes she turned and commented that it would be dark by the time the sun set. Kids.🤔😀

floydjer · August 20, 2021, 10:00:30 AM

Went for a walk around Riverside Park this morning and saw a guy playing chess with a cat....I commented on how smart the cat must be to play chess and the fellow said "He is not all that smart.....I am ahead 5 games to two..."

Stainless1 · August 20, 2021, 10:39:41 AM

Jerry was the cat smiling... maybe he was a chess-shire cat

Jerry you ever coming to Bonneville?

floydjer · August 20, 2021, 11:11:16 AM

Quote from: Stainless1 on August 20, 2021, 10:39:41 AM
Jerry was the cat smiling... maybe he was a chess-shire cat

Jerry you ever coming to Bonneville?

Cat did have an empty gin bottle....🤔 Maybe he was cat-a-tonic? As for the other? I need to find a record George won't carpet bomb.

floydjer · August 27, 2021, 06:57:23 AM

Most people don't think mountains are funny....I think they are hill areas...

Stainless1 · August 27, 2021, 07:17:51 AM

There are a lot of folks in Missouri south of Kansas City that think their city is Peculiar....

mc2032 · August 27, 2021, 07:24:31 AM

A strip of bacon and two eggs walk into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".

floydjer · August 27, 2021, 09:52:35 AM

Reminds me of the meat packer that was arrested for bringing home the bacon....

fastesthonda_jim · August 27, 2021, 03:06:15 PM

For those of you who can't read, or, if you simply tire of the boredom of driving straight to the finish line, I offer the following.

Think of it as a metaphor for Congress and your money (Speaking of stoopid jokes).

https://files.catbox.moe/cci08m.mp4

floydjer · August 27, 2021, 04:44:47 PM

Jim.....Where did you find video of U.S.131 Southbound on Labor Day? (Slim will understand)

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