Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Watched a documentary on the construction of The Empire State Building.....It was riveting....

[4-barrel Mike]

Sounds like a tall tale to me.   

[4-barrel Mike]

The news today says the Mars candy company will be redoing the personalities of the M&M characters in their advertising. 

Does this mean that the peanut M&Ms will be able to self-identify as regular M&Ms without losing their nuts?

[floydjer]

Sounds like a tall tale to me.   

He said...Beaming with pride....😀

[WOODY@DDLLC]

The news today says the Mars candy company will be redoing the personalities of the M&M characters in their advertising. 

Does this mean that the peanut M&Ms will be able to self-identify as regular M&Ms without losing their nuts?

Genderly speaking?  :-P

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the teacher who married the school janitor....He swept her off her feet.....

[floydjer]

Walked out to the mail box in freezing rain....It hurt like hail...

[Stainless1]

Answered an ad looking for someone to work at a wind farm... Nope, didn't get a blow job!
 

[fastesthonda_jim]

Speaking of blow jobs, the shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50%
That's inflation for you.

[manta22]

"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.

[floydjer]

Jeeez....I start a sweet and innocent joke thread and it degrades into vulgar sexual innuendo. Keep up the good work.

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the ATM machine that was addicted to money?

It was constantly going through withdrawals.

[WOODY@DDLLC]

"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.

That sucks!  :-P

[floydjer]

"blow job" was a nickname propeller-driven fighter pilots had for the early jets. No kidding.

Was that because they all wanted one??😃

[floydjer]

No jokes about cold weather...it is snow joke.