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floydjer

#4845
March 18, 2022, 03:08:49 PM
.....And we know the sound that Bob's bike makes...."Rum...rum...rummmm... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#4846
March 18, 2022, 03:51:44 PM
I know that bike!  :cheers:
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

floydjer

#4847
March 18, 2022, 04:48:29 PM
You nailed it Woody,.........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4848
March 25, 2022, 10:49:29 AM
Slim's surgeon was also a stand up comic.....Left him in stitches....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4849
March 25, 2022, 10:50:18 AM
.....And Jon really liked the guy....He touched his heart.....😀
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stan Back

#4850
March 25, 2022, 01:33:12 PM
I pine for a bike like that!
Past (Only) Member of the San Berdoo Roadsters -- "California's Most-Exclusive Roadster Club"

floydjer

#4851
March 25, 2022, 04:41:34 PM
Of course you do S.B.....Why knot?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

manta22

#4852
March 25, 2022, 06:29:59 PM
Now there's an idea!
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

floydjer

#4853
March 25, 2022, 07:42:55 PM
 Neil....Never challenge death to a pillow fight....Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4854
April 01, 2022, 07:09:03 AM
The relationship I was in prior to meeting Patti ended because I didn't open a car door for her.....I just swam to the surface....😁
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#4855
April 01, 2022, 08:00:14 PM
Jerry, I've got a sinking feeling you were underwater in that relationship anyway... musta been a good time to bail
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Speed Limit 1000

#4856
April 08, 2022, 09:29:54 AM
On my way to work today, I was attacked by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

salt27

#4857
April 08, 2022, 09:33:21 AM
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on April 08, 2022, 09:29:54 AM
On my way to work today, I was attacked by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.

This sounds a little Dopey to me

WOODY@DDLLC

#4858
April 08, 2022, 09:51:11 AM
Sounds like a miniature confrontation to me!  :-P
Were you singing HI-HO, HI-HO  out loud?  :?
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

salt27

#4859
April 08, 2022, 11:16:46 AM
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on April 08, 2022, 09:29:54 AM
On my way to work today, I was attacked by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.

Hopefully there was a "Doc" close.   :roll:
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