Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

.....I have more...but my mom  would slap me....

[floydjer]

Asked the bride if I can get a pet rodent.....She said gopher it.....

[fastesthonda_jim]

Holy Moley, what a Babe!

P.S. gimme your address, I've got a couple extra I can send ya'.

[floydjer]

Hey Jim....Know what you call a dead gopher??..."Fur"...I doesn't go anymore....

[floydjer]

A friends daughter graduated from law school and got a job at KFC....It has always been on her bucket list....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

She's not just wingin' it there, Jer? :-P

[salt27]

maybe her degree gave her a LEG up on the competition   

[WOODY@DDLLC]

That sounds like a real nugget to me salt27!  :-P

[floydjer]

.....I imagine what will happen the first time a judge says "Order in the court....."

[floydjer]

Last year on July 4 I watched fireworks on T.V.🤔 This year I will light them outside......

[fastesthonda_jim]

Good on ya', Jer.
I think you'll like the colored ones.
So much more enjoyable than the black and white ones.

[floydjer]

Remember Jim....Fireworks and alcohol do not go together....You spill beer on the fuse and it will not light.....

[fastesthonda_jim]

'preciate your concern, Jer, but my beverage of choice is mostly alcohol, not beer which is only a tiny bit alcohol.  Keep them dern soggy fuses much happier.
Speakin' of fireworks, several years back me and my son were working a fireworks barge for the 4th in Sandy Egggo harbor.  Here's vid of the final 90 seconds or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyYD5lDyvc

[jacksoni]

'preciate your concern, Jer, but my beverage of choice is mostly alcohol, not beer which is only a tiny bit alcohol.  Keep them dern soggy fuses much happier.
Speakin' of fireworks, several years back me and my son were working a fireworks barge for the 4th in Sandy Egggo harbor.  Here's vid of the final 90 seconds or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGyYD5lDyvc

Nice finale there FHJ. Don't see you in the pre entry list. whats up?

[floydjer]

My favorite part of summer is bikini tops and short shorts. The neighbor cringes when she sees me in the yard....but at least I am comfortable.....