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Speed Limit 1000

#5010
February 24, 2023, 06:00:57 PM
Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade? Because it was a hot dog :cheers:
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5011
March 03, 2023, 05:48:43 AM
When we had our house built Patti insisted the steps not be carpeted. The carpet installers gave her blank stairs......
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5012
March 03, 2023, 07:19:17 AM
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong....
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5013
March 03, 2023, 08:18:43 AM
John.....This is a joke thread, cease with the reality. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#5014
March 10, 2023, 05:57:45 AM
A buddy of mine is a butcher in London. He caught some sort of large creature in the river and made it into sausage....It was the beast of Thames...It was the wurst of Thames.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5015
March 10, 2023, 07:49:33 AM
A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef...The butcher replies    "Noooo Black Betty, ham or lamb"
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

Seldom Seen Slim

#5016
March 10, 2023, 07:55:48 AM
Not bad, Johnboy!
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

floydjer

#5017
March 10, 2023, 08:54:08 AM
I know that butcher SL1K.....He is very rude, I asked for pork  chops and he gave me the cold shoulder
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5018
March 17, 2023, 12:28:58 AM
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman...
Rick O'Shea :cheers:

John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5019
March 17, 2023, 07:37:59 AM
I had planned to post snake jokes....But someone might throw a hissy fit...🤔 Again. 😁
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#5020
March 17, 2023, 07:39:00 AM
🤔 What do you call a snake that works for the government?? A civil serpent.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#5021
March 17, 2023, 07:42:37 AM
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on March 17, 2023, 12:28:58 AM
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman...
Rick O'Shea :cheers:
John...I have a buddy who is a sign painter and he used Rick O'Shea  as his name when he entered car enduro races. Sounded great over the P.A. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#5022
March 17, 2023, 06:32:15 PM
Have you heard the Irish version of Wooly Bully... by Sam the Shamrock n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lax4u7xDzc
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

mc2032

#5023
March 18, 2023, 05:13:31 PM Last Edit: March 18, 2023, 06:30:20 PM by Stainless1
I watched the video two or three times and still don't understand.  The two girls just stand there and don't blink, Sam wears a turbin and the Pharos look like something from a Saturday Night Live skit, but what the hell is a wooly bully?  It's got two big horns and a wooly jaw, but beyond that, i am at a loss.
#1032 1350 A, APS-PBG & F, #1000 I/BFL.  My number is 241.273.

manta22

#5024
March 18, 2023, 05:32:35 PM Last Edit: March 18, 2023, 06:31:58 PM by Stainless1
Quote from: mc2032 on March 18, 2023, 05:13:31 PM
I watched the video two or three times and still don't understand.  The two girls just stand there and don't blink, Sam wears a turbin and the Pharos look like something from a Saturday Night Live skit, but what the hell is a wooly bully?  It's got two big horns and a wooly jaw, but beyond that, i am at a loss.

The video is horrible. The song is nonsense, don't try to understand it.
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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