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floydjer

#5055
April 28, 2023, 08:12:20 AM
I went to my  doctor yesterday and he said I am getting a prize!!!....He told I am getting Atrophy !!!! :friday
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5056
April 28, 2023, 12:36:50 PM
Now that I've gotten older, everything's finally starting to click for me... My knees, my back, my neck
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

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#5057
April 28, 2023, 07:12:42 PM
Why did Bob's wife get frustrated after he retired...

She got twice as much Bob on half as much pay
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5058
May 05, 2023, 05:07:38 AM
Two reasons to never drink from a toilet. Number one and number two.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5059
May 05, 2023, 09:54:37 AM
 Poop Jokes are not my favorite but they are a solid #2
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5060
May 05, 2023, 12:34:05 PM
Well John Boy.....Then urine trouble. :friday
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5061
May 05, 2023, 04:49:49 PM
 What do you call a country where everyone is pissed... A urination


John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

Speed Limit 1000

#5062
May 05, 2023, 04:58:13 PM
Quote from: floydjer on May 05, 2023, 12:34:05 PM
Well John Boy.....Then urine trouble. :friday

On a scale of one to ten urinate :cheers:


John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5063
May 05, 2023, 05:02:50 PM
Quite the stream you have going John..... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#5064
May 05, 2023, 05:08:31 PM
Where does a volcano go to pee??  The lavatory..... :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Speed Limit 1000

#5065
May 05, 2023, 06:43:19 PM
When is the only time P comes after Q...
When there's a line for the bathroom because you have to queue before you pee
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#5066
May 12, 2023, 03:23:58 AM
A burglar broke into a music store and ran off with the lute.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#5067
May 12, 2023, 06:32:31 AM
He trumpeted the news to his lyre friends!
They are real cymbals of virtue, too!  :evil:
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

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#5068
May 12, 2023, 01:56:51 PM
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist...
Terrorists have sympathisers
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

manta22

#5069
May 13, 2023, 01:39:09 PM Last Edit: May 13, 2023, 04:50:52 PM by Stainless1
Quote from: Speed Limit 1000 on May 12, 2023, 01:56:51 PM
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist...
Terrorists have sympathisers
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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