Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

Anyone else find it interesting that ?Take Out? can mean food, dating, or murder. 

[Speed Limit 1000]

There is a new project I want to tackle...
I got new fishing tackle for my birthday

[floydjer]

Anyone else find it interesting that ?Take Out? can mean food, dating, or murder. 

Now I have a vision of Bob eating a spleen.......

[floydjer]

Did I mention I was fired from my job as a set designer for a local theater??....I left without making a scene...

[floydjer]

I worked for a guy that decided to fire the first person he saw that had bad posture.....I had a hunch it would be me......

[floydjer]

This farmer is walking across his field on his way to church when he spots a guy dangling from a tree . He asks why the fellow is in he tree and learns that he had gone sky diving and encountered a parachute malfunction. The farmer suggests that next time he should ask a local first....Because everyone knows nothing opens on Sunday around there......

[Stainless1]

Local restaurant serves rabbit stew on Fridays... guarantees you'll find a hare in your soup 

[Speed Limit 1000]

A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

[floydjer]

I worked in a circus as a human cannonball for one day.....Then they fired me..   

[floydjer]

Guy gets fired from his job at the unemployment office....Boss tells him "Clean out your desk and I'll see you here tomorrow"

[Speed Limit 1000]

I have a bunch of unemployment jokes but none of them work

[floydjer]

I was fired from my job as a massuer...I guess I rub people the wrong way....

[Speed Limit 1000]

I was told I'd be getting fired for being really small...
Being a human cannonball is great!

[floydjer]

I have a buddy who was born with two left feet.....He always wears flip flips.

[floydjer]

I do not understand why I was fired from my job at the suicide hotline..No one ever called back for more help.