Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stan Back]

He'd promised her a trip to McDonald's.

[tallguy]

Two twins, less-smart than average, were in class, during a spelling test where the teacher was speaking each word to be
spelled. 

After hearing the word "farm", one twin whispered to the other, "Hey, how do you spell 'farm' ?"

His brother replied, "Everybody knows that, from the song 'Old McDonald had a farm'.  Farm.  E-I-E-I-O."

[floydjer]

Two twins, less-smart than average, were in class, during a spelling test where the teacher was speaking each word to be
spelled. 

After hearing the word "farm", one twin whispered to the other, "Hey, how do you spell 'farm' ?"

His brother replied, "Everybody knows that, from the song 'Old McDonald had a farm'.  Farm.  E-I-E-I-O."

And if Celine Dion sings only the vowels in her name??🤔

[floydjer]

Why do auctioneers say " Going once..going twice"..? More bid curiosity.....

[floydjer]

So I found a magic lamp and the Genie said he could grant only one wish....I said "I wish I were you".... He said "Wuerd wush, but U wull grant ut."

[floydjer]

What do you call a magician that does no magic??...Ian.

[floydjer]

I am eating a candy bar and keep hearing laughter....It's A Snickers.....

[Stainless1]

Jerry, you should be able to help with this.... shouldn't they call the hallways in psychiatric hospitals psycho paths   cromag

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer, that sounds like a Whopper to me!
Were you eating that on Fifth Avenue on PayDay?

Wife asked if I was eating candy!
I said it was, "Good & Plenty and Chock full o'Nuts!"  :-P

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the lawyer who got lost while camping with a client....He was found with criminal in tent....

[floydjer]

I seem to have lost my bowling ball...Anyone have one to spare?

[floydjer]

🤔.....Quiet enough to hear a pin drop..... cromag

[Stan Back]

. . . I thought I heard a turkey?

[floydjer]

Back in the gutter S.B.

[Stainless1]

So Jerry, you're telling us you don't have the balls to go bowling....