Blonde joke

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floydjer

Marybeth put her iPad in the blender....She was trying to make Apple juice....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Marybeth went to a mind reader. He charged her half price.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Did I mention they Marybeth took a bag of shredded wood to the bank?? She wanted to open a shavings account...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Paulin adelaide

maybeth's husband asked here dentist if he could put back in her Wisdom teeth .

floydjer

Oh sure....Bad mouthing MY friend..... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Quote from: Paulin adelaide on November 08, 2021, 11:30:27 PM
maybeth's husband asked here dentist if he could put back in her Wisdom teeth .
Hey Jerr... I thought your blond neighbor was Marybeth.... Paul's blond neighbor is Maybeth...
Every continent has one ya know... not that I'm planning to referee this tooth and nail fight  8-)
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

🤔....So Bob....🤔🤔..."R" you saying that in the whole world...I have only one friend??? cromag :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#187
Of course not Jerry  :deal I was thinking you might have one on every continent... just not all at the same time    :naughty aktion086
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

You know me well Sir.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Paulin adelaide

Sorry guys " marybeth " it is  ,  fat finger typing or  just Lazy .    paul .

floydjer

No issues Paul.....You gave Bob and I a reason to spar. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

I told Marybeth she would have fewer hangovers if she drank less vodka.....She just called and said no one stocks that brand.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

.......And Marybeth only goes to the dentist if her car gets dented.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Marybeth joined the crew of a pirate ship...she is the Pillage Idiot...💀
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

MB's answer to everything is alcohol.....She doesn't drink...She is just bad at crossword puzzles...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.