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floydjer

#195
December 18, 2021, 05:51:19 PM
Did I mention Marybeth bought a jet ski? She hurt her back putting it on the chair lift.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#196
January 29, 2022, 03:21:08 PM
🤔.... Since she knows I do not drink .....Marybeth keeps empty beer bottles in the' fridge ...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#197
May 25, 2022, 04:35:41 PM
I told Mary Beth I am afraid of bees.....She told me the entire alphabet scares her.........🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#198
June 16, 2022, 01:29:14 PM Last Edit: June 16, 2022, 01:33:43 PM by Stainless1
Hey Jerry, Johnboy asked me if I thought Mary Beth wore panties with flowers on them... I said I don't know but I'd ask you....🤔  🤔



Stainless
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floydjer

#199
June 16, 2022, 02:27:58 PM
Robert....😐...You missed ol'  MB on television a couple weeks ago...She was interviewed regarding her antiques biz.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#200
June 16, 2022, 03:45:13 PM
Darn...  :oops:
but you didn't answer the question  :evil: if you're taking the fifth we all understand... you could have Patti ask her then pretend you didn't know and report back :roll:
We'll wait...  1drink
Stainless
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floydjer

#201
June 16, 2022, 04:58:39 PM
Said the guy who blames Johnboy..... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#202
June 16, 2022, 08:21:43 PM
Come on Jer.... he was just curious if she was the kind of girl that would memorialize all the faces that have been buried there...  :laugh:
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#203
June 17, 2022, 04:04:27 AM
🤔.....Racing?.....   :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#204
June 17, 2022, 08:43:43 AM
And since I started with bee's.....I believe the flowers would denote the number of stingers that have proved that region... 1drink
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#205
July 04, 2022, 06:11:43 PM
Mary Beth asked another gal of similar hair color what day July 4th landed on.....She replied "I think it is the 15th"..🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#206
July 22, 2022, 11:05:53 AM
Mary Beth wonders at what age she should tell her mother she was adopted.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#207
August 23, 2022, 10:59:56 AM
Mary Beth thinks she is being stalked.....She keeps getting texts from Amber Alert....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#208
August 23, 2022, 03:24:03 PM
My wife gets calls from Spam Risk!  :evil:
If your last name is Risk why would you name your blonde kid Spam?  :?
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floydjer

#209
August 23, 2022, 06:00:26 PM
Woody......I do not make fun of other people's names.😇
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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