Blonde joke

[Stainless1]

Jerry, I didn't realize Mary Beth was a doomsdayer... She just sent out this alert

[floydjer]

Did I mention that Marybeth sleeps with a yardstick next to her pillow? She likes to know how long she slept.

[Speed Limit 1000]

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the 'W's

[floydjer]

🤔.....No one wants the low hanging fruit??.O.K., I will take them. She also tossed the 3's and E's.

[Speed Limit 1000]

How does a blonde brain cell die...Alone

[floydjer]

This thread looks lonely...🤔....Marybeth called me last winter and said " Jer-Ber...I need some help..." It seems she was watching the local news and  heard a reminder to park on the even numbered side of the street so the plows could get thru....But there was a huge drift in front of the garage and she could not get her car out.....

[floydjer]

Poor little Marybeth.....Power went out at the mall and she was stranded on the escalator for over 3 hours......

[floydjer]

Update on Marybeth.....She was fired from her job at the sperm bank. Every time a fellow entered the building she would say "Get a load of that guy "

[Speed Limit 1000]

A blonde asked why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes...
The English professor said they often interrupt periods and lead to contractions cromag

[floydjer]

I asked Mary Beth why she was standing at a mirror with her eyes closed.....She told me she wanted to see what she looks like while asleep....

[floydjer]

Saw Marybeth this morning....She was holding her open purse on top of her head....She said she heard there was change coming in the weather.....

[floydjer]

So Marybeth took her car in for service and they offered a low cost tire rotation....She asked ..."Don't they rotate when I drive"?....

[Stainless1]

I heard Marybeth bought a new AM radio and is now looking for a PM radio so she can also listen in the afternoon

[Seldom Seen Slim]

True story:  When I was at Michigan Tech (in Houghton) I worked at WMPL AM & FM.  Many local elders thought that we broadcast American Music on AM, Finnish music on the FM side.

Sunday 10AM:  The Finnish Hour, followed by Finnish-language services from the Finnish Apostolic Lutheran Church at 11.

[floydjer]

Should have included philosophy and called it "From Sartre to Finnish"