Blonde joke

[manta22]

    

[4-barrel Mike]

Back on topic..................Marybeth asked me what IDK stood for ....I told her " I don`t know"...She said  " Well darn...I thought you would ...."

What!!??  You're a blonde?  I never would have guessed.   

[tortoise]

I hadn't heard AOC was dumb; is that real? Next thing someone will tell me Trump is dishonest. No, maybe not on this forum.

[Speed Limit 1000]

 

[Stan Back]

I learned from the POTUS that Puerto Rico was an island, surrounded by water.  I wish I had known that when I tried to drive over there.

[Stainless1]

Stan, it is a way easier drive than Hawaii 

[floydjer]

My friend MaryBeth never talks during sex...Her mom taught her to never speak to strangers..

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Thanks for that, Jer.  I hope I remember the good one that yours brought to mind.  I'll save it for tomorrow.

If I remember.  I drive the radioactive route tonight.

[floydjer]

MaryBeth always puts lipstick on her forehead...It helps her make up her mind....

[Stainless1]

My friend MaryBeth never talks during sex...Her mom taught her to never speak to strangers..

Jerry, I think I met her years ago... I thought it was because it was to difficult to talk with her mouth full 

[floydjer]

Wrong gal Bob.....MaryBeth cannot count to 70 because 69 is a mouthful....

[floydjer]

I suggested to MaryBeth that she should dye her hair....She said she does not want dead hair.... :clap

[floydjer]

The first time MaryBeth's iPhone rang...she held it to her eye...

[floydjer]

I would never suggest that MaryBeth is a little dense..But..I Told her there was a kidnapping in the park and she wanted to wake him up.....

[4-barrel Mike]

Our Mr. Berry is one sharp cat.  He just figured out how to make MaryBeth's eyes light up.  Yep, he shines a flashlight in her ear.   

Mike