Land Racing Quote Thread

[saltracer1]

Even a blind squirrell finds a nut every now and then.

[John Burk]

"A problem well stated is a problem half solved." Charles F. Kettering

[dw230]

Never buy a car you can't push.

[floydjer]

Never marry a woman that can`t back-up a trailer

[floydjer]

We have enough gun control...How about more idiot control?

[floydjer]

If all is not lost....Where is it??

[mitchell968]

  the fish dont wait for speedweek .   ( alaska fisherman 17 yrs )

[floydjer]

There are two theories as to the best way to win an arguement with a woman.....................Neither of them work.

[floydjer]

All men get heavier as they age...It`s from the additional knowledge stored in our brains ( My story, I`m sticking to it )

[floydjer]

It is always darkest before dawn....So if you`re going to steal the neighbors newspaper..That`s the time to do it

[Ron Gibson]

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

[floydjer]

Just be happy you`re not getting all the government you`re paying for   ( Will Rogers)

[floydjer]

Pun....The lowest form of humor. Especially if you don`t say it first.     Ambrose Bierce, " The Devils Dictionary"

[floydjer]

Nothing says " Poor workmanship" like wrinkles in duct tape.

[tauruck]

     "Piston Broke"