Land Racing Quote Thread

[Stainless1]

Hey Bob, ya know if it has tits or wheels sooner or later it will be a problem....

[smitty2]

Someone once told me that "The smoke is not going all the way up your chimney"... I wonder what that means?   

[Dean Los Angeles]

Speed is limited by the law of cubes.

Cubic Inches and Cubic Dollars.

[Bob Drury]

  Smitty, if you are talking about the 60's or 70's, I plead Guilty..............  Bob

[theazoldcrow]

  A recent quote from a friend, "Your nuttier than a squirrel turd!"  Hope he wasn't infering that I,,,,,hmmmmm

[55chevr]

"You can never have too much fuel, unless you are on fire."

[Dean Los Angeles]

Back in the 60's I watched Gene Romero win an AMA national race and blew away the field.

They interviewed his tuner and said the bike and rider couldn't be more perfect.

He said:

"You are absolutely wrong. Perfect is when you win by lapping the field twice. As the bike crosses the finish line you run out of gas, the frame breaks in two, the engine explodes and the rider dies of exhaustion. That's perfect"

[Pete1]

Back in the 60's I watched Gene Romero win an AMA national race and blew away the field.

They interviewed his tuner and said the bike and rider couldn't be more perfect.

He said:

"You are absolutely wrong. Perfect is when you win by lapping the field twice. As the bike crosses the finish line you run out of gas, the frame breaks in two, the engine explodes and the rider dies of exhaustion. That's perfect"

That's funny as a rubber crutch.

[floydjer]

It`s a small world, But I still wouldn`t want to paint it...............

[rambler jack]

Its even funnier if the crutch has a wheel on the end of it.

[floydjer]

If all is not lost...Where is it??

[theazoldcrow]

   "If you think youve got IT all together,,,,,,What's that all around IT?"

[floydjer]

Monday seems like a poor way to spend 1/7 th of your life.................

[dw230]

I discovered a truth of life last Sunday at a charity event held at Malibu Vineyards.

If you hold a party for 300-350 people on your front lawn and are able to announce that the entertainment is now appearing in the 'upper' ampitheater - you have arrived.

Hell - I don't even have a lower ampitheater!

DW

[Freud]

I'm not hampered by the lack of a structure.....I don't have 300-500 friends.

I'll drink to that.

FREUD