Land Racing Quote Thread

[floydjer]

Thought we could use a place for "Words to live by" So, Here goes..............." Body odor is nature`s alarm clock, and I think my neighbor has been hitting the snooze button"

[Gwillard]

From "The Art of Racing in the Rain":

"That which you manifest is before you"

"Somewhere, the zebra is dancing"

and my favorite,

"Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!"

[Milwaukee Midget]

The prefix of "Success" is "Sucks".

[Seldom Seen Slim]

"Gravity is a myth.  In reality -- the entire Earth sucks."

[theazoldcrow]

    "Life is an overflowing toilet bowl, and people but pieces of s--- clinging to the sides."   ( This is NOT one of my quotes, just thought I'd share it tho!            Crow

[racergeo]

    Politically-Freedom is not the lack of Justice but the proper use of justice.

   Socially-We don't buy em we just sell em, we don't eat em we just smell em.

   Engine building-Throw it up in the air, if it comes back down it's too heavy.

   Bonneville car building-If you can throw it up in the air it's too light.

   Life in general-If it can't kill ya, it can't thrill ya.

[wolcottjl]

There is a quote attributed to Hemingway but probably authored by Ken Purdy.

There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

[4-barrel Mike]

There are two kinds of fools in the world:
Those who loan tools, and
Those who return them.



Mike

[floydjer]

'I`d rather have a bottle in front of me ,Than a frotal lobotomy" (USED to live by that one)

[Dean Los Angeles]

Corporate management is like a cesspool. The big chunks tend to rise to the top.

[michael lueders]

"I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution."
Wernher von Braun

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
Wernher von Braun

[landsendlynda]

It's Bonneville....miracles happen!!

Lynda

[Glen]

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

[Gwillard]

Making good decisions comes from experience which comes from making poor decisions.

[theazoldcrow]

  No!!!!  It wasn't hot!!!  It just doesn't take me long to look at my welds!    (Personal experience!)