Blonde joke

Started by 4-barrel Mike, May 16, 2009, 03:19:12 PM

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floydjer

Getting back on topic.....Marybeth and her fellow blonde gal pal Janet went to a bar and pulled sandwiches from their purses. Bartender says.." You can't eat your own food in here"....So they swapped.🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Hey Jerry, just reviewed Marybeth's latest job search on LinkedIn.... Might want to tell her to switch or for and....
"I can be expected to work well with others or pass a drug test" 
:laugh:  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Seldom Seen Slim

Which reminds me of a job interview I had once upon a time:

Nearing the end of my interview I was told:  "Now for the XXX Company drug test.  Got any drugs?  Let us test 'em!!"
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

floydjer

Mary Beth no longer smokes weed during  thunderstorms...She heard that lightning strikes the highest object.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Better be careful with the drug JOKES...Quad Tube Michelle might get her panties in A bunch on me....Again. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Hey four barrel...Like to.start with me again ?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

And Bob...I do.not think that mandatory drug testing is for all... I have tested them.all...some of you can't handle it
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

But an amusing beating Bob. :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her attractive ?...Her ankles...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Some leftie cry baby deleting posts? :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#236
Really wish that little bitch Mike would start with me again....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Hmmm...🤔 Guess the little bitch is not man enough to stand up to me ??
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O