Stupid joke FRIDAY

USFRAMONTE · May 04, 2012, 09:14:14 AM

Do you know why ants are so confused?
All their uncles are ants!

USFRAMONTE · May 04, 2012, 02:39:49 PM

Yikes! I almost forgot....
Today is Star Wars appreciation day,
May the 4th be with you!!

theazoldcrow · May 04, 2012, 03:57:51 PM

What did Michael Jackson like about 26 year olds

? There were 20 of them !

maguromic · May 04, 2012, 04:05:13 PM

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" Tony

Stainless1 · May 05, 2012, 07:04:02 AM

Quote from: USFRAMONTE on May 04, 2012, 02:39:49 PM
Yikes! I almost forgot....
Today is Star Wars appreciation day,
May the 4th be with you!!

Monte, its good to see you finally have something to do every Friday

USFRAMONTE · May 07, 2012, 08:33:35 AM

Stainless,
This thread makes me smile. I decided to make a stupid joke Friday here at work and read the jokes to
the people I work with. They groan pretty loudly but every Friday ask me to update them with new jokes.
I have been threatening to post some pictures of the USFRA club car on here in the build diary. We are
coming along nicely. The body and chassis are painted and we are ready to install the engine and
transmission.
Monte.

floydjer · May 11, 2012, 06:15:40 AM

I saw a dentist and a manicurist get into a brawl......They fought tooth and nail.

floydjer · May 11, 2012, 06:17:27 AM

My wife locked me in the closet for telling stupid jokes....I said " Oh, Pun the door"

USFRAMONTE · May 11, 2012, 07:11:41 AM

I am going to get myself a second job at a local bakery....
I knead the dough!

USFRAMONTE · May 11, 2012, 07:14:07 AM

The recent earthquake in Washington D.C. was obviously the government's fault.

johnneilson · May 11, 2012, 07:15:55 AM

Quote from: USFRAMONTE on May 11, 2012, 07:14:07 AM
The recent earthquake in Washington D.C. was obviously the government's fault.

No, Bush's fault.

USFRAMONTE · May 11, 2012, 07:22:15 AM

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride?
Whoa!

WOODY@DDLLC · May 11, 2012, 09:06:43 AM

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.

Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."

Milwaukee Midget · May 17, 2012, 10:01:43 PM

Dinomometer.

WOODY@DDLLC · May 18, 2012, 04:24:41 AM

Chris, are you using a T-Rectal sphincter probe on that bad boy?

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