Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Dean Los Angeles]

But you do have to be politically correct.

Reminds me of the time I was walking down the street with a buddy.

He says, "Two Polocks were walking down the street . . . "

I cut him off. "Wait a minute. In this day and age you can't be discriminating against minorities. I'll bet the joke would be just as funny if you used Martians."

My buddy keeps walking. He says, "Two Polock Martians are walking down the street . . . "

[floydjer]

Dean.........Go to your room (and stay there `til.........Friday)!!!  J.B.

[floydjer]

The Invisible man married the Invisible woman..............Their kids were nothing to look at

[Gwillard]

Best stupid joke of all time.

One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says "ketchup!"

[bbarn]

Best stupid joke of all time.

One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says "ketchup!"

http://instantrimshot.com/

[Stainless1]

Guess we will have to keep that one open all day Friday... I went back a page read the jokes and clicked the drum.... made most of them a lot more bearable...

[floydjer]

Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right.

[Gwillard]

Baby polar bear asks Daddy polar bear, " Dad, am I 100% pure polar bear?"

To which Daddy polar bear responds, " Well, son, both my parents were 100% pure polar bear, and both your mother's parents were 100% pure polar bear, that makes us both 100% pure polar bear. So yes, son, you are 100% pure polar bear. Why do you ask?"

"Cuz I'm freezing my ass off, Dad!"

:-P

[HotRodV8]

Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right.

Floydjer - -

My new girlfriend told me that joke. She only has one leg. Her name is. . .  Eileen.


Note: Was that a Conservative locomotive?

So there, I didn't want you to be one leg up on me. 

[McRat]

Hillybilly family in Tennessee struggles to save every penny to put one kid through college.

It is graduation day.  The father is so proud.  His son starts to approach the podium to receive his diploma ...

"THAT'S MA SUN BILLY!!!  HE IS SOOO SMART!!!  HE CAN SPEAK IN ALGERBIE!  SAY SOMETHING IN ALGERBIE BILLY!!!", bellows dad from the audience.

Billy is a bit humiliated, but wants to settle his dad down.  "Uh, Pi R Squared?" says Billy.

Pa turns to Ma and shakes his head and looks down.  "I'm so embarrassed Ma.  Everyone knows pies are round.  All that work down the drain ..."

[McRat]

I resent those Pollock jokes, and I'm considering organizing a boycott of this website. :x

Pollock is a very tasty North Atlantic fish that many people base their livelihood and survival on.  It is not something to be scorned or ridiculed.   :x

[OhioFatboy]

Guy walking on the train tracks was struck by a locomotive and lost his entire left side. Doctor says he`ll be all right.

Floydjer - -

My new girlfriend told me that joke. She only has one leg. Her name is. . .  Eileen.


Note: Was that a Conservative locomotive?

So there, I didn't want you to be one leg up on me. 

is her favorite restaurant ihop

[k.h.]

Reminds me of my old girlfriend, Peg.  Didn't have a leg to stand on.

[McRat]

Our secretary, Miss Tamaguchi only has one leg as well.

Her first name is Irene.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I resent those Pollock jokes, and I'm considering organizing a boycott of this website. :x

Pollock is a very tasty North Atlantic fish that many people base their livelihood and survival on.  It is not something to be scorned or ridiculed.   :x

Your wife must be a better cook than mine.