Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Kevin G]

In honor of huntin' season

What do you call a deer with no eye?  No Ideer

What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?  Still no Ideer.

[floydjer]

Decided not to eat the turkey...I`m taking him bowling instead. At least I think that`s what he said he wanted to do..." Go bowl..Go bowl "

[Kevin G]

Woke up last night to the ghost of our thanksgiving turky. I think we are haunted by a Poultrygeist.

[Kevin G]

Whats the difference between Mick Jager and a Scottish sheep herder?
Mick Jager says "Hay! You! Get off of my cloud!"
The Scottish Sheep herder says "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

[floydjer]

I found a new paddle for my canoe and it was even on-sale...................It was quite an oar deal

[floydjer]

Whats the difference between Mick Jager and a Scottish sheep herder?
Mick Jager says "Hay! You! Get off of my cloud!"
The Scottish Sheep herder says "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Reminds me of the time that Mick Jagger saw the founder of Playboy magazine having  a quiet moment  with Dennis Weaver....he sang ........." Hey, Hey Hugh...Get off from McCloud................."

[floydjer]

There is a store giving away dead batteries...They are free of charge.....................

[floydjer]

Hmmm...This thing on??...................That old woman who lived in  a shoe wasn`t the sole owner...There were strings attached.

[USFRAMONTE]

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

[JustaRacer]

There is a new show called Amish Mafia (for real).

First episode:

Found a body in the river tied to an iron plow.

Another was found shot in the head, stuffed up a horse's arse, and set afire.  

Then you hear CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG BANG CLOP CLOP CLOP ...  Another drive-by shooting.

[USFRAMONTE]

What kind of pants do clouds wear?
Thunderpants.

I know my jokes are pretty stupid but you have to remember that I work with the Cub Scouts so that should explain it.

[JustaRacer]

Arthur was the security guard at Safeway.

He was called to aisle 5 to break up a fight.

There were two men fighting over a dollar bill that was found on the ground.

Arthur tries to reason with them, but to no avail.

So he put each of them in a sleeper hold until they passed out, then called the police.

The headline the next day:

























Arty Chokes Two For A Dollar at Safeway

[rgn]

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's swimming pool was still full!   

[JustaRacer]

If you are offended easy, do not watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

Rated PG-13.

[olepaw]

ok?