Stupid joke FRIDAY

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dr j

Stainless
If you feel a fart coming on, letter rip!!
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floydjer

It`s obvious I`m needed here............................Who is bigger, Mr Bigger or Mr. Bigger`s baby???  The baby....She`s a little Bigger :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Captthundarr

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Dean Los Angeles

Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

Dean Los Angeles

Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

Dean Los Angeles

Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

floydjer

Dean..............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

Quote from: floydjer on March 15, 2013, 05:25:15 AM
It`s obvious I`m needed here............................Who is bigger, Mr Bigger or Mr. Bigger`s baby???  The baby....She`s a little Bigger :cheers:

Thanks Jerry, because it seems I was not out of the woods, I had a little trouble with the my morning poop, there was a little back up, and it took a little too much push... yep... I got piles.... hope that's the last ones  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Seldom Seen Slim

Is that what makes the piles happen?  I thought pushing too hard makes hernias.  It did for me. . . :roll:

I know, I know -- too much information.
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
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Owner of landracing.com

Peter Jack

Quote from: Dean Los Angeles on March 15, 2013, 09:01:13 AM


From one who fights the challenge of ADD I can assure you this t-shirt hits the nail on the head. I enjoyed it. Thanks!  :-D :-D :-D

Pete

Stainless1

Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim on March 15, 2013, 11:20:51 AM
Is that what makes the piles happen?  I thought pushing too hard makes hernias.  It did for me. . . :roll:

I know, I know -- too much information.

Yep, TMI.... I was just reading the little wood tiles...  :-D  But now I think I've passed this era of my life....  :roll:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

Bob......I`m just happy it all worked out in the end.........................................JB
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

tauruck

I found this neat turbo installation on a welding forum.  :-D I know it's not Friday but I couldn't wait.

Jon

Quote from: floydjer on March 15, 2013, 12:00:49 PM
Bob......I`m just happy it all worked out in the end.........................................JB

Bit like the mathematician with constipation, he worked it out with a pencil.

jon
Underhouse Engineering
Luck = Opportunity + Preparation^3

Seldom Seen Slim

No, no, Jon!  I thought it was like the mathematician -- that worked it out with a slide rule.  And the pipefitter that worked it out with a 24" pipe wrench.  And the logger that worked it out with his Husqvarna chain saw.

Want me to go on?  It'll be Friday soon. . . :evil:
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com