Stupid joke FRIDAY

Started by floydjer, March 20, 2009, 08:11:27 AM

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Dean Los Angeles



Not a joke! A real 3M product. Every racers tool box needs this!
Well, it used to be Los Angeles . . . 50 miles north of Fresno now.
Just remember . . . It isn't life or death.
It's bigger than life or death! It's RACING.

Captthundarr

'bout time. electrical tape don't hold for crap.
Live,Laugh, Love /  Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA   
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile check that 144.12 2013, AA/GALT 159.34 Ohio Mile 2014. B/GALT 180.577 RECORD 6/15

floydjer

Hmmmmm....What will it take to keep you guys on-topic?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Here...Let me demonstrate........................This guy goes in to the doctor and the Doc. points out a piece of lettuce is sticking out of his rear. The guy says " And that`s just the tip of the iceburg"  :cheers:   See how easy????
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

Jerry,
I take it that means you are not about to lettuce alone until we get back on topic!

floydjer

Monte moves to the head of the class..............................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

...........Because he couldn`t leaf it alone.......................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Do mummies listen to wrap music???? :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

That was a little cryptic Chris.........................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

If this is the same mummy....., I overheard him talking about his manager and story was that Egypt
him out of some money!  I think the case is still tied up in the Pharaohs court.

floydjer

I heard about that....Some sort of pyramid scheme.....................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

I know, this whole story sphinx to high heaven!

USFRAMONTE

You can't de nile....that is some kind of story.

Captthundarr

Congrat on the string boys that was good :cheers: :cheers:
Live,Laugh, Love /  Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA   
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile check that 144.12 2013, AA/GALT 159.34 Ohio Mile 2014. B/GALT 180.577 RECORD 6/15