Blonde joke

[floydjer]

If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison

[4-barrel Mike]

If a Tesla is stolen...Does it become an  Edison

Switch from AC to DC  

[jdincau]

I didn't like the Tesla, I took a Volt Ohm.

[floydjer]

So...Watt did you guys do..Pull the plug on the electricity puns???

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, using a bit of inductive reasoning I think you'll not resist the opinion that we've reached our capacity.  I asked my sibling that used to be a boy - now he's my transister - and she threatened to aim her cathode ray tube at me.

[floydjer]

That's our boy Slim...Well grounded but a bit of a live wire.  Happy to provide you w/ an outlet Jon

[floydjer]

Time to switch....What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine`s Day???...Hogs and kisses...

[floydjer]

...And the French chef???..Hugs and quiches...........

[floydjer]

I`m not saying that MaryBeth is a little slow...BUT...The last time she made French toast she got her tongue stuck in the toaster..........

[Stainless1]

Well well well

[manta22]

   Thanks, Stainless! You've made my day. 

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[floydjer]

^^^^ Over 300 million to choose from and she was the best "they" could come up with.....2020 will be a walk in the park.

[floydjer]

Back on topic..................Marybeth asked me what IDK stood for ....I told her " I don`t know"...She said  " Well darn...I thought you would ...."

[floydjer]

One more for Neil

[Stainless1]

Jerry, I thought these were on topic... I'm sure she dyes it...