Stupid joke FRIDAY

[thecarfarmer]

The following is a true story, and not even the names have been changed to protect the innocent...

Going to my dentist's office for a cleaning one day, I was sitting in the chair, and chatting with the hygienist.  She tells me she'd told a joke offended the doctor.  "Oh, do tell!" I said.

I guess the good Dr. Yong didn't like the answer to the question:  how do you blind an Asian?











No, she didn't like it a bit.














But, I liked the answer....

















Put a windshield in front of 'em.   

When Dr. Yong came in, I was sure to ask, "Hi Doc... so, how do you blind an Asian person?"

"That's not funny, Bill!"

"Oh, heck yes it is,"  I said. 

Luckily, she knows I'm pretty damned fond of her, (and knew I'd been married to a Chinese woman forever and a day).  Otherwise, that joke would have been a supreme act of courage to tell your dentist before she works on you!

[aircap]

I thought this was Stupid Joke Friday, not Sick Joke Friday.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I agree with Nancy -- that's just sick.  Might be funny in some quarters, but let's leave those places to others with less to do than the folks on landracing.com.  Lighten up the topics a bit, please.

[relaxedphit]

That's not sick, it's racist. Sick would be something like "What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?"

[SaltRat]

Jeffrey Dahmer?  Wasn't he arrested for illegal use of a vegetable crisper?


Lorena Bobbit (that last name brings a visual) sings "It won't be Long now . . . ."

[theazoldcrow]

 
  I heard that Duane Bobbik (sp.) is now the head representative for Snap On tools !!!

[floydjer]

Eh-hem....Do I have to show you guys how this is done ??........." Did the person that invented the door knocker get the no-bell prize' ?

[Captthundarr]

Eh-hem....Do I have to show you guys how this is done ??........." Did the person that invented the door knocker get the no-bell prize' ?

That's more like it.

[Peter Jack]

Thanks Jerry!!!   

Pete

[Milwaukee Midget]

Agreed - the whole Dahmer thing was a bit close to home.

About 40 blocks, actually.

[floydjer]

No thanks needed....If there is one thing I am good at, It`s being stupid.......Hey wait a minute...

[floydjer]

Which bone will a dog not eat ??...The Trombone...........

[floydjer]

 bonus...................... What is large , gray and doesn`t matter?      An irrelephant

[floydjer]

Sorry, My in-box was full this morning.                     What is Forrest Gump`s e-mail password     1forrest1

[USFRAMONTE]

My neighbor says he would kill to get the Nobel Peace Prize.