Blonde joke

[floydjer]

MaryBeth took a driver's test yesterday...she got 7 out of 10. The other 3 jumped out of her way.... :clap

[floydjer]

MaryBeth keeps a clock under her desk .....She heard you make more money when you work over time... :clap

[floydjer]

MaryBeth went to the library and checked out a book.."How to Hug"....turned out to be volume 7 of the encyclopedia,........

[floydjer]

MaryBeth was driving down the highway while knitting......A cop pulls along side her car and yells "Pull Over"!... MB yelled back " No...It's a sweater"

[floydjer]

Later that day MaryBeth was swimming back and forth along the bank of the Grand River...A guy asked what she was doing..she said she was washing her clothes...guy asks why she isn't using a washing machine  instead and MB replies...."Those make me dizzy"

[4-barrel Mike]

MaryBeth:  (Sobbing her heart out, eyes swollen, nose red): "I can't see you anymore.  I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!"

Trainer:   "It was a sit up.  You did one sit up."   :clap

[floydjer]

MaryBeth was ticketed after a minor car accident.....She argued that the other guy was talking on the phone and drinking a beer ,but the officer told her he had the right to do as he pleases on his own porch....

[floydjer]

Marybeth saw a gas station that had a sign reading "Clean Restrooms"... So she did...

[floydjer]

Marybeth was painting her garage ....I asked why she had two jackets on..She said "The can says " Apply two coats"

[4-barrel Mike]

JerBer asked MaryBeth to  spell the word "orange." 

Staring at him with a puzzled look on her face, she asked, "The fruit or the  color."   

[floydjer]

Mike.... How did you know what MB calls me??? cromag

[floydjer]

Marybeth asked me which letter comes after X...I told her Y.....She got all torqued off at me and screamed.."Because I asked! That's why!"

[floydjer]

Looks like MB is baking chocolate chip cookies again....there are M&M shells all over the floor...

[4-barrel Mike]

Mike.... How did you know what MB calls me??? cromag

I guess that MaryBeth would say that I must be physic.   

Mike

[floydjer]

Marybeth has a new pet zebra......She named it Spot.